Road Trip Riddles


A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it?
.EDICIUS


The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
.NIFFOC A


I am mother and father, but never birth or nurse. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?
.EERT A


What can you catch but not throw?
.DLOC A


I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?
.RETNILPS A


I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?
.EGNOPS A


You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
.NOINO NA


I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
.EOHS A


What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
.LEWOT A


What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
.PMATS A


No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
TERCES A --RO-- ECNELIS


What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
.GUR A


Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
.ERIF


I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?
.ELOH A


You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
.NEKCIHC A --RO-- .NROC FO RAE NA


What's black and white and red all over?
.REPAPSWEN A


Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I?
EUSSIT A --RO-- EVAW A


What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
REVIR A


I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?
.ESON A


I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?
.WODAHS A